666 The Name of the HIP

Home Information Pack misses demonic possession

Submitted by: MikeC (Admin) on 30-Jun-09 12:13:33 PM

Here’s a bit of linkbait worth linking to:

Finally the couple called the estate agent to show him their Home Information Pack and how it compared with the reality of life in their new home. The couple reported that the forces of darkness lifted him off the ground, span him around, turning his eyes yellow, before he was impaled to the wall with a set of kitchen knives that flew across the room from the cutlery draw. Then the satanic screaming suddenly stopped and the estate agent just stayed up there bleeding a slow and painful death. ‘So it’s not all been bad’ said an upbeat Mr Henderson.

 

Home Information Pack failed to mention demonic infestation - NewsBiscuit